"Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list."

Dennis Leary, 1992 (via iice)

(Source: thedaddycomplex, via i-put-a-spell-on--you)

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via thefuuuucomics)

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via 50shades-of-you)

"Λοιπόν το θέμα με τις κατσαρίδες χρειάζεται ψυχραιμία, τις βλέπεις στο πάτωμα; Δεν πανικοβάλλεσαι και με αργές αλλά αποφασιστικές κινήσεις μετακομίζεις."